Lazy Oaf blog

May 08, 2008

the lazy oaf love story

To celebrate the release of our new Lazy Oaf necklace range we have created our very own film short. The story is of two wolves who meet and fall in love. t is romantic, a little violent and features a bad joke that I paid 20p to a tramp for! Check it out.

The new range of necklaces are all available to purchase online now! So let you naughty fingers do some wandering....

First up we have a severed bear paw, having this round your neck, is always a great conversational piece at a World Wildlife Fund convention. This enamel pendant comes on a 18" Silver chain.

We also have our very own stripey swallow available in gold and nautical colours. This swallow also has an eyepatch. It has either lost it's eye in a game of darts or is a little bit pirate! This enamel pendant comes on a 18" gold colour chain.

There's nothing funnier than a fake moustache, bushy eyebrows, big nose and specs combined. Now you can keep your face looking pretty, and wear this Groucho Marx style disguise round your neck. This enamel pendant comes on a 18" silver chain.

What better way to express the middle aged roadie inside of you, than wearing this double sided rock arm necklace?! Long 30" chain available in Gold or Silver enamel.

To Shop jewellery click here.

Gemma | 02:09 PM

May 02, 2008

i heart stationery!

It's Bank holiday weekend, lets mexican wave with joy and just hope that the rain can hold off till tuesday. We have just had a big delivery of new stationery. We have the perfect solutions to help organise your life! Loads of new schedulars so you can take control of busy business with day to day entries and monthly planners!

And to keep you creative hands occupied we have new sketchbooks so you can doodle and wirte till your fingers are your pen has dried up. To see all the new range click here.

We have also had in a delivery of the sweetest anklet socks my eyes have seen. we have cute little bears in dungarees and mary jane style prints in pink or for the inner diva there are some ballet pumps called 'lovely'. Wear with some battered pumps and ankle length trousers. These socks fit UK shoe size 4-7.

Gemma | 11:30 AM

April 29, 2008

Tummy Rumblings

Ooo I can hear my tummy rumbling. We have had a breakfast delivery to oaf land and its oh so making our mouths water...

First up there’s a delicious range of key chains bought to you by Plush queen My paper Crane. There’s a buffet of morning time munchies to take your fancy so whether you like waffles, yummy muffin’s, bananas, eggs or just abit of cold pizza as a super cure for a bad head morning, there’s a bit of yummy ness for all. Each come in their own sealed box, so it's a super surprise which one you get wooo.. But if your like us you’ll want to munch all of them.

And for the boys theres some hickory smoked flavour freshness with the Mongers country side breakfast range. The menu includes angry smorkin bacon, crack'd egg, stale donut, toast and bitter coffee all served up with a side order of greese in a mean dirty caf in the deep souf desert. What a great way to get your day started hey. And by the look of these guys you’ll get a portion of cardiac arrest and lung cancer aswell! Woo. But you do get all 5 in a rather snazzy box.

lazy oaf

Gemma | 02:32 PM

April 17, 2008

Gold n' Greetings

It’s been a while in the waiting, but we have been going crazy with the felt-tips and designed lots of new greetings cards for all types of occasions…

The ‘I LOVE MONEY’ card is perfect when you’re too lazy to actually buy a present, and just wanna slip a fiver in the card!

Both hilarious AND terrifying, we LOVE the hairy man on the ‘Jolly Good Luck’ card here at Oaf Towers. He’s crossing his fingers and wears a four leaf clover tattoo on his arm- he is just luck personified!

Next time you’re in London, instead of sending the bog standard postcard of the Queen Mother waving on a balcony, let people know you HEART London for all it’s rainy glory!

All of the cards are blank inside, so you can write your very own personalised verse to touch the heart of the recipient… or something! Look in the Card section in the shop for many more new designs.wooo.

Also, new on the website is the gorgeous jewellery range by Me & Zena. We have been selling it in-store for some time now, and you lot just can’t seem to get enough of it… and who can blame you?

Our personal favourites have got to be the classic ‘Take Me Down’ anchor pendant, because nautical is always a good look in Oaf World, and the ‘Jessica’ necklace as who doesnt want a unicorn round there neck hey! She's super.

Check it out on the jewellery section of the website.

Lazy Oaf

Gemma | 04:50 PM

April 07, 2008

Mallet's Mallet!

I was very excited at what the postman came carrying today! My very own Pinky Punky mallet from Timmy Mallet! For some reason I was googling Timmy Mallet and found his offical site, with loads of Mallet merchandise, his hobbies, pics etc. I couldn't resist purchasing this nutty number! This mallet is Fresh.

Check it out I also got an autograph, this is getting framed.

For those who don't remember, Timmy Mallet hosted wacaday and the wide awake club, maybe the best kids tv ever. The highlight being Mallet's Mallet of course. Here are the rules...