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i think you should call the monster leon.
leon

i reckon you should call the little thing Mr Quaver, because he looks like he'd be a bit of a massive fan of crisps.

i bumped into him earlier and he told me his name was squirel jaw. and if he told me it must be true. i win?

he looks like a mate of mine called disco mike, based on this, i propose the name 'disco mike'

i think you must name him winston windy poops. he looks like he whizz pops lots and isn't house trained.

I'm sure he's Mr Quentin Bake. We've met before you see. He is addicited to baked goods, so after a small stint at over bakers anonymous (which I manage) he has managed to contain his addiction. One day his addiction to baked goods (cakes in particular) got to much. He happened to be at Viva Cake, he became overwhelmed and gobbled all the cakes down.

Unfortunatly this lead to a VIva Cake ban, which he was dealing with until now. When he found out that Superette were holding badge making classes there and that there would also be Lindy Hop lessons (his favourite dance of course), he got so upset. He hasn't stopped crying since. Poor Quentin :o(

his hair looks like an afro and i love his mouth therefore his name must be Afro Jaw

i think the monster should be called
Gimble ( humble servant to Ozzy Osbourne )

Gimble enjoys collecting various types of pasta and eating egg and cress sandwiches. He once had a love affair with a beautiful Norwegian Princess, Named Helga but he doesn't like to discuss it, as him family find it shameful. He enjoys watching "Songs of Praise" and is also an avid fan of deal or no deal.
If gimble were stranded on a desert island he would take
A chicken (to lay eggs)
a pair of vintage Raybans
and a poster of Regina Spektor.

As you can see, Gimble has ATTITUDE...innit

aww... he looks so sad - but not as upset as when I met him. I found him sobbing in the corner of the Topshop in Oxford Street, as he got lost on his way to the lazyoaf shop! He was so frazzled that he couldn't even remember his name, which is why he is now in this predicament today. However, as I walked him down to kingly court i discovered that he is a fan of ladybird biscuits. I have not heard of these before, which he seemed appaled at, and tells me that they are to die for - but this is why i think his name was originally ladybiscuit. Anyway, I'd love his msn so I can find out where to get some of these biscuits from...

his name should be the flying purple people eater.
for short,
we can all call him jack bob.

Rupert Co-Coa

Rupert, a massive fan of boiled sweeties and Caffine, is the founder of the ever growing community named as 'MOCHA - Monsters who Only Charm Hairy Animals'. After a hard time in college from his buddies due to his strange taste, Rupert was over joyed to get such a positive responce from other 'hairy animal loving' monsters and has finally given him the acceptance and confidence he needed to shout about it in the Lazy Oaf shop window. bless his heart. youv got to love him.

Mattiosaurus.

Born and raised by a tyrant dinosaur king, Mattiosaurus has inherited the ridged back of the king (shown around his head), and a mouth of the same kind. As a wee child Mattio (for short) became accustomed to attacking the nearby clan of unicorns. However! he fell in love with a unicorn called Annelise, so they ran away to a magic kingdom where they frolicked among the rainbows that grew on trees and the robots that lived there. He met other runaways and started a band called the Rockin' Peaz, so they returned to the city, and found shelter at Lazy Oaf.
likes: neon colours, glitter, fairy wings & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
the end.
:]

As an expert in all things muffin related I have decided that this here monster shall be named 'Lord Muffin Mouth II'. Born with a silver muffin in his mouth he never wanted for anything, that was until an unfortunate incident with a particular plate of blueberry muffins, which caused our poor little Lord Muffin Mouth II to turn a deep shade of purple...Hence, this young Lord now must survive on a lowly diet of raw vegetables and explains why he is so sad. Indeed.

the sad friend?

or maybe the sad purple one

Due to a Wham! related episode many a moon ago, this poor chap went into a deep slumberous stupor, only to awake 4 weeks (which equals 10 years in Monsterville) later with a receding blonde coiffant! It was then he decided to devote his life to the 'Wham! Related Episode Foundation', (WREF LTD) which specialises in fixing the hair of many a traumatized concert goer the world over (he also has a sideline in fancy spangly socks...but thats not profitable, he does that for the sheer liquid joy it gives him) He is sad due to the fact hes the only member of WREF LTD, and that only his mother buys his socks.

His name? Well its Pedro of course. He changed his name when but a young monster, due to finding Artipellinooushka the Adventurous Hair Bouffer just too much work to spell at job interviews. x x x x

I think the monsters name should be Gloppy Bloppy.

Gloppy Bloppy loves chocolate, so make sure to feed him lots and lots of chocolate.

Percival Partridge Pruette.

well i think its nice anyway.

Nathan Scott Philips.

And that may sound like an ordinary name to you,

but ohhh how it isnt.

Just think about it.

i dont even have to explain.

sean calascione.

this wierd kid in my math class was named that.

whenever i said his name he'd correct me....

"It's CALA-SCEEEOOWWKNEEE!"

Edgar Allen Joe.

Marcus Mcneal

Bobby-Rae Jackson

Lenny Umbridge

Name: Captain Don Juan Castefiore.
Occupation: Once a youthful yellow monster, The Captain used to set stages across Madrid ablaze as a Prince impersonator until the wrong dye was used in an elaborate stunt during Purple Rain and he was changed forever. After a brief stint as a commercial pilot, he now lives a quiet life as a tree surgeon. he has no home, living out of a suitcase wherever the trees need him.
Hobbies and interests: cakes, biscuits and pastries (particularly sticky buns), the music of Robson and Jerome, spoon collecting, irn bru in glass bottles, long walks on the beach.

i think the mosnter should be called The purple pear i don;t know why but yeah

well i think it should be called mr munchalot cracling!
likes : food!
dislikes: mean people.
loves: long strolls in the park with loud music and picnic sausages :P
yeah his way cool!
love him
betty x

MOANING MARVIN
used to be called just Marvin until Cliff Richard stopped being on top of the pops, no more summer holidays for Marvin just the memories of cruising with cliff on a red double decker bus.

his name should be TITS JOHNSON, its rude and crude, like this little guy. I think he likes to hang out in strip joints and test the no-touching policy.

oooh, I love him. His name should be "Arthur B. Hamilton-Smythe VIII" just because he looks like he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. At least, a silver dressmaking pin.

hi i know him his real name is mickfeck and we have been looking for him he escaped from the island of monsterat in the carribeeny he must have had too many rumgums stole a ship called monstrocity .and he set sail for carnby st where he met all his other friends went for a coffee in kingley court and ended up falling a sleep in lazy oafs shop window hold on to him were coming to get him

thanks Dad,
that was very good. And I did dribble some tea, but it would be very wrong to let you win.
x

Napoleon Crynamite....mainly cos he has curley hair, crying and its a "hilarious" play on words. He also looks like he could do a funky dance to some Jamiroquai. Whatever be the name, my girlfriend really wants it so im putting my wit on the line to win it for her!

i think he's so pretty, and i think he should meet my monster whose called sunshine and then he would be happier. he would also almost spontaniously BURST with happiness if he was called tommy nooka. not only is it a brill name, it is also amusing and therefore guaranteed to put a smile on his little face.

he seems quite upset, perhaps he should he thinks hes weak? i would love him to be called Jimmothy or weak jim

cheer up weak jim

I shall call him Monsieur Cri-Bleu and he shall be mine.

He enjoys munching on peanut butter m&m's whilst blubbing at the latest movie to hit the bigscreen where inevitably he'll make his debut! He's a star in his own right! In his spare time he dons his oversized shades and waddles away from all the eyes glaring at him! Because they want him naturally. x

Nigel Mungleberry!

As the eldest son of a farmer, Nigel grew up with a love of horses, horse riding and horse dung. He took up riding lessons but found them hard as he has no legs. Through his teenage years he developed a moody, agressive persona and this led to him being kicked out of the farm. So Nigel went in search of fame, fortune and horses elsewhere, and stumbled upon the quaint little shop we all know as Lazy Oaf, shacked up with a trolley dolly, and developed a strange obsession with cauliflowers. The rest, as they say, is history...

Pedro is looking remarkably like a certain Bob Fossil everytime i look at him. not entirely sure why, its just a vibe i'm getting from that crazy hairdresser/sock decorator....he doesn't like cricket Indeed. x x x x

His real name is Fredrick. But back in primary school he made the fatal mistake of bringing in daffodils to show and tell instead of teenage mutant ninja turtles and power ranger zords like all the other cool monsters. Every since then everyone has called him variatons of "Flower Boy" or "Flowery Fred". One day he discovered David Bowie and that changed his life. Now he plays his pink guitar with pride.

His favourite film is Pulp Fiction and he secretley stalks the streets with a pop gun in his suit pocket. He likes to eat apple seeds and fizzy purple sherbert.

ahhh i think he should be named Swizz Pop BANG! a mad scientist that invented exploding swizzell-style lolly pops (named Lucky Bangs) that explode in your mouth and Lucky Charms delightedly pop out and fill the consumers' mouth. However, another anonymous monster stole his invention and has copyrighted and marketed it and Swizz can no longer call the Lucky Bangs his own and cannot claim against this mean monster as he doesn't know who it is! Sadly, insanity (from thinking too much on who stole his idea!) has driven him to the brink and most days you will find him rambling to anyone and everyone about his loss in an 'I've got rabies' style manner, scaring little children with his fury-induced frothing at the mouth and getting hit on the head by handbag wielding old ladies. What a sad tale...

Without a doubt, my new best friend forever should be named:

Sad Cakes-McGheyerson

He should be called Geri Halliwell. He's crying because his last single only got to number 22. He is a misunderstood artist, ahead of his time and misunderstood by the masses.

I think he should be called Master Moanful Monster! He likes everything done in his own special way and cries and moans if something like his peanut butter isn't spread on his toast propally! He likes to stamp his feet, jump and wiggle aroung and yeaaaalp out until he gets his own way! He also told me he looooves ice creams especially fab's they make his slobbery looking tears stop, but only for a little while!!!

Evil Nana Moon (he reminds me of my old chemistry teacher who WAS evil Nana Moon) In his spare time, Evil Nana Moon likes to sit in his room reciting poetry and usually ends up crying because "nobody understands". He likes biscuits and soup - but not together - and is most happy when going for strolls in the park followed by afternoon tea.

He defintley looks like his name is 'Tefal' - due to his masseev forehead.

his name is Carl ShoelaceHola. Because i said so.

Monsterage

You people are blissfully ignorant!!
this is a FEMALE monster named Little Miss Luzifer who has a large preference for yellow coloured lipsticks and eyeshadows which match its yellow hair very well.

His name is Plums Kristofferson. Rumour has it this is because he’s the mutant love child of a basket full of ripe fruit on a hot summer’s day and bearded country singer/actor Kris Kristofferson. Mr Kristofferson has always denied any allegations linking him to the monster Plums, which may go some way to explaining why the little purple chap is such a conflicted and aggressive character. Prone to violence from an early age, the orphan Plums bit the foot off an Australian before he could even walk. His soft fabric exterior belies snake-like reflexes and the strength of a bear ripped to the tits on steroids. This, combined with his limitless aggression and natural aptitude for fisticuffs, led him to Norwich’s underground no-holds-barred fighting scene, where, despite his clack of stature, he quickly rose through the ranks to become the uncontested champion.
Yet Plums is sad, sad because his love is unrequited. Maybe it’s the lack of a father figure in his life, but he has an unhealthy obsession with Patrick Swayze. Every time he mercilessly pulverises a hapless opponent, Plums dedicates the victory to the star of “Ghost” and “Roadhouse”. A frequent visitor to on-line fan-sites, he writes daily to his idol, pouring his heart out with each stroke of the pen, but has never received a reply. Despite numerous invitations, Patrick never turned up to watch his historic victory over “Mental Barry”- a psychotic midget armed with a hedge-strimmer riding a rottweiler. So ever night, Plums returns to his rented room, washed s the viscera from his lilac fur, and weeps, weeps for he will never feel the manly embrace of “Chuck ‘Tiger’ Warsaw”. Foolish Plums! Patrick Swayze is a classically trained dancer and aging Hollywood heartthrob! He lives on a 1000 acre Texas ranch where he enjoys the company of his beautiful wife and thoroughbred stallions! What could he possibly gain from a relationship with a tiny sociopathic purple monster? Patrick avoids you because you scare him Plums, he will never care about you, and no amount of posing in a shop window is going to change that.

Bobbert DeVille, who enjoys afternoon tea, especially when he gets to eat the bone china with cucumber sandwiches and a tasty scone

yo plums!
patrick is currently kicking his fine heels about in Guys and Dolls in the west end. His face is very shiny on the posters, and a little strained.

Vince Violet
or
Howard Gloom

His name is Lord Wilbur III, but his mother calls him Poochums. Lord Wilbur III likes to drive tractors but his mummypoos diagrees because apparently it will dirty his family heirloom. His family heirloom is his amazing yellow hair. Lord Wilbur III likes being a "right rebel" as the young hip youths call it, and he sometimes doesn't wash behind his ears. Tut Tut.

Gregory the Doctor, aka, Irish

Upon recently selling his bachelor pad to his buddy Monsieur Borris Blobski, Gregory has discovered a new hobby--listening to the trip hop song "I Don't Know" by Wax Tailor while pondering how snakes procreate. He has decided to hop onto the tour bus of his favorite band Wax Tailor, armed with only a toothbrush, and odd pictures of snakes to indulge his obsession. He mustn't forget to bring his CDs, so he can gaze at them wistfully, mesmerized by his distorted rainbow reflection, while riding into the sunset.

Blue Boy

He will be your best monster friend if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, or if you have a funny joke to tell him.
Although he is quite shy, he loves making friends and having a good time.

why dont ya call the thing 'eat me im a flippin hobo' x

hey i think you should call him one eyed star because his one eye is bigger than the other and he looks like a star !

I think you should call him Suicidal Stu. Yeah. He looks rather suicidal AND he suits the name Stu. Woop!

Lora <3

Name: Purple Claire the Unfair Pear

Gender: Female

D.O.B: 14 February 1999

Purple Claire the Unfair Pear:
You can't pretend that you don't care.
The tears are real, believe you me,
She was abandoned by her family!
Although it happened long ago
The pain's still real, as I'm sure you know.
She just wants a nice new home,
Somewhere to live, where she's not alone.
Can you help her dreams come true?
Oh course you can, you know what to do!
Just call her name, shout it out,
She'll come running without a doubt.
You can't miss that yellow hair...
It's Purple Claire the Unfair Pear!

Maybe his name should be a simple 'Roo-Roo'or plain 'Roo' and he is from Australia, very much like myself :D
He likes cooking on the Barbeque while wearing a 'kiss the cook' apron, that attracts the ladies ;) . He moved to the UK to form a band and teach them all to make a great snag (sausage)

hi ho! i thought of some super names for the monsters!squidge, squash ,sqish.
do u likey?
lots of huggles
lydia
xxx

wot about snap,crackle and pop?

Oh my! That monster is my mother, Petrusjka Sten. She was born in Russia but moved to Sweden when she was 19 years old. She married Sture, my father and know I am their son. I'd love to meet her again.

Hello everyone

My name is Feecal Matter and you're all wrong because this sad little person is one of my best friends - and she's a girl!

I'm a chocolate starfish, and i met her one time when i washed up on the shore and she was crying into the sea. I asked her what she was called and she said "Mantrap Mammary" and she was sad because her colouring looked like someone had put her through a photoshop "invert" negative filter!

She also said that her name reflected why she was sad - she had no boobies and couldn't have a boyfriend because her mouth acted as a ridiculous animal trap and cut off their willies when they were having play time.

I asked if she'd like to live with me in tuna town with the Beared Clam but she said her mouth would go rusty and she'd get lock-jaw. Sad aye.

xx

i think he should be called "monsignor jaques-fuzzlby", becus his hair is fuzzly an "jaques" is sort of snobby frenchy. Also "monsignor" sounds like monster, he is a mixture of french/ english/ an wateva monsignor is from, becus his parents were confused monsters.
If tht makes any sense...

Alabama its the little purple plum mushroom lookalike, okay so he is a very sensitive guy. he loves people and he is a sweet kid.Alabama loves eating cherrys and dancing to techno music.

AWESUM SITE only just found it!!!monsters ummm dont u think they shud b under your bed were monsters r ment 2 b?!?But then again these monsters r far 2 sxc 2 hide away!!Ummmmm the lil purple dude [or dudett]
names:
***mush mush
***george [cos its so simply ace]
***lop eyed
***lord bob pearly [was born as a member of the under world's monsters royal family but when he was 7 his mother died from fright and he was sent to live with his half brother [alan the alki] so from that monment on his life became a day full on raves dancin austraian women and alcohol now he has recently bin re-nighted for his services to the local hair dresses]
*** HOPE U LIKE MY FUNKY WEIRD N TWISTED IDEAS AV A ACE TIME MAKIN NEW IDEAS U LOT ROX!!!tally hoe x...X...x

according to the news of the world this little dirty creature is rather friendly with a mister george (pop star) michael and they said his name was MR SPIT SWALLOWS.

I think the weepy little monster should be called 'Sad Bastard'
Like a modern day 'Grumpy Bear' and I think it's fair to say that life is not always roses and every now and then we may feel like a proper Sad Bastard...

call him Blimp
Blimp wants to huggles you
squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts...
Luvvy duvvy luv from Kathryn :)

i forgot to put some info about Blimp.
Blimp likes to run around singing Spice Girls in a lurverly red wig. He calls himself 'The Queen'. In his spare time, he likes to eat squirrels, as they are tasty. His ambition in life is to become a dustbin man, like Andy Abraham. Blimp lurves yooooooooooooooo!

i think that you should call him "purpurrotes Monster" because he is a purple monster auf deutsch!! (in german) to keep it simple

we think you should call him "sugar" because sugar is our fav song by system of a down, cuz they totally rox our sox like the likkle monster in the pic tha we are trying to win tehheeeee !
sophie will have him weekends and holidays kirsty will have him the rest of the time n he can dance lyk duh duh duhduhduh duh duh....sugaarrr n while doing so raww like a proper monster. whats that coming over the hill is it a monster no its SUGAR ......ARHGGGGGGG!
there u go ! we should win him ! cuz he is gawgus n hes ours !

well, since the other three monsters are guys, i'm thinking this one should definitely be a girl.
and GOLDIROCKS could be her name. the yellow hair made me think of goldilocks from the children's story and since i spied her rocking her guitar in your pic, i think goldirocks would be perfect!
XXX

funk jiz .... call him funk jiz that or
mad mike
yeha oo oo or jazz bon

funk jiz he could have his own theme tune....

yoo shood call him penny [from the automatic] coz they rule monster land!!!!!

'Ms Cynthia Nipples' be thy name...!

Princess Lily (flower of the jungle)

but my name is 'Rowdy Nun' of course...

Monsieur Schmellow

Monsieur Schmellow has a problem pronouncing 'y's so rather than saying "Yellow" he says "Schmellow". He is very popular within the gypsy community as he has spent a lot of money to overcome his problem.

He had a long-term relationship which ended recently because his girlfriend,Yite, had enough of Monsieur Schmellow calling her 'Shite'.

Since then he's been hanging around with Martin enjoying chicken tikka masala and persuading his hobby of collecting chocolate wrappers.

"TOM TOM MOLLY" Ha dont ask why its just the first names in my head...and i wasn't sure if the monster was a he or she!

PRESENTING: Let-it-out Leium!!!!

His name originated a few years back: when Let-it-out Leium was just a wee little boy toy, he was always bullied by his classmates because he was purple and had a big mouth. Well he would go home everynight and go to his mother. She would say to him, "Just let it out Leium, let it out." He always felt slightly better after.

So if you ever have a bad day and just feel like crying, cuddle up with your Let-it-out Leium doll, and cry together, and remember that its okay to let-it-out just like little Leium.

Hello [=

I Think It Should Be Called Mademoiselle Mordez Votre Tête Au Loin !

[Mrs Bite Your Head Off]

She Looks Veeery Tetchy :S

Hehe ,I <3 Lazy Oaf x

Her name is Schwaa cos thats what she told me her name was when I met her in Fairyland

He should be called Bobo the Button Blob. He likes bunnies and chocolate cake with buttons on top and button moon. Oh and umbrellas...he is crying cos he lost his favourite one.

The sad's name is Gimbu. Gimbu is from planet SOLEMN AND DEPRESSED. He was fed up with the cheerless way of life there and, after hearing how wonderful Earth was from a visiting Conehead, decided to move to Sunnydale, Africa. Although in the photograph he appears to be crying, the "tears" are actually tattoos he got as an homage to his past life. Gimbu was angry his tea was shaken instead of stirred.

i think the little critter should be called Pickles Mc Pickleton...not because he loves pickles or anything...but sheerly because of his great great great great great grandfather was the sole surviver of that famous war on PIckleton Town back in the day when the sky rained grapes and the floor oozed pits of marmite tasting cestpools. He reined supereme over those mean invading jelly tots...Oh yes he did! (don't believe the hype...well there was a statue built in his honour, but don't ask me where Pickleton Town is cause then i'd have to kill you unfortunately)

errrr hi why has everyone asumed that he is infact a male i personaly think hes a girly female (i mean shes a girly female) and i also think that the queen of monsters was also mistaken about thise wen she was knighting our little friend sooo she ended up being Sir. TeddyBear~PomPom #!!!!# i don't mind if you dont pick this name but whatever you call her she willl always be Sir. TeddyBear PomPom !!! you'll have to email me to find out why she was knighted ...? wuv you xxx

His name is AUGUSTUS

My goodness Augustus loved Spam. Everything he ate involved Spam someway or another(I won't go into it you will end up with messy thoughts). On Saturday his friend Martin invited him round his, to chill and watch Augustus' favourite film; 'BABE'. Now to put things in perspective Augustus often claimed he loved 'Babe' nearly as much as Spam on toast.

So there was Augustus stuffing in the spammy popcorn like there was no tomorrow, when Martin piped up, " Just think that Spam looked like 'Babe' once, how does that make you feel???"

Augustus slowly chewed the remaining bits of popcorn in his mouth and a few monster moments later something clicked in Augustus' thought box........

Have you ever heard a monster cry?? I will tell you something for nothing....try and avoid it if possible.

Augustus is now a major fan of Tofu, but still gets upset about his past misunderstanding

Cannibotional

...just because he looks rather cannibalistic and emotional. I think he just needs a hug and a good meal to be honest xx

Nimble the Nasty Niblet.

He chews up other little monsters with his HUGE teeth but is simply very lonely due to his lack of alive fellow monsters. The urge to chew them up has ruined his reputation and he is now known as Nimble the Nasty Niblet.

Édouard LePurple

He works in the biggest onion and stripey top farm in France, making onion jam. He is sad for many reasons. The over exposure to thousands of onions daily has left his eyes mega sensitive, causing him to uncontrollably start weeping whenever he steps outside into the light of day with air attacking his eyeballs. This is not good. His feet are also too small to squish up the onions for the onion jam efficiently, therefore leaving him with the smallest load of squished onions at the end of each shift (how embarrassing!). He also can't pull any women because he smells far too bad of onions plus his misshapen head is the wrong size to fit sunglasses. Oh dear. He loves fashion magazines, however his small wage can hardly cover the price of just one fashion magazine at his local newsagents, so he has to make do with Top of the Pops magazine. But now that show is cancelled will they still make the magazine? Hes in a mental crisis about this issue. He is also lactose intolerant, crikey...no cakes for him!

This rather articulate chap has spent most of his working life as a viola teacher living in Kent in a rather pretty cottage which he adores (despite its tendancy to flood) with his pet budgie, Bruce. However in a sudden midlife crisis involving a pink 'flying V', he felt the urge to travel and find his 'inner monster', which led him to the city of London and the pretty colours of the Lazy Oaf shop in Kingley Court. With the encouragement of his new found friends he has recently discovered a love for broad beans (strict vegan) and enjoys watching wombat documentaries on the discovery channel. His favourite pass times involve pootling around on his tricyle and thinking up new vegan dishes that he would cook on the big shiny stove...if he only had legs.

The name for this violet beauty? .....................................................................................................................I vote Richard Wally.(Nickname 'spoog')

"Le bourgeois Suédois" fits him most!!! he does like french jazz after all!

Baron Von Blubbalot...........wot a crybaby!
~* C U T E N AM E I D E A S FOR MR. N A M E L E S S !* ~

- Le Bourgeois Suédois (i thought of that since he's blue and yellow!)

- Kit The Giant Zit

- Tête De Capote (^_^ that means condom head in french!)

- Topsy Popsy (since he looks abit like a popsicle)

*** and voilà !!!***

I think he should be called, Mr Bob HappyHardcore. Cause 1, his a bit of a legend i mean how many other purple blobs have yellow Knashes and yellow poofy hair!?
2, his crying so it should be the opposite. So its 'Happy hardcore' not sad harcore.
3, Bob is like a Blob. and his kinda like a blob.
Its weird and random but i think it suits him.

And his 'colourful background' could be he had a wife Miss Betty UnHappy Hardcore who ran off with a mysterious Potatoe man..
and he likes to listen to emo music on his own, and eat wedges.

howdyies partners.
i do believe you should name him "Schnapples" simply because it reminds me of german rainbow cereal. im not trying 2 make yu giggle, it really does,, thinkies about it. and what does that have to do with th plushy dude in hand? well im guessing he likes german rainbow cereal (plus he suits the name) anyhoooow
Schnapples likes walking his goldfish (creativly named Goldy) but one tradgic day Goldy didnt want to go for walkies,,he just layed in his bowl and wouldnt move. Schnapples gave him a plaster but Goldy still wont play. That be why Schnapples is so sad :(
When Schnapples isnt sad he enjoys sealing envolopes and finger painting :)

A question: Is Martin (Mr B-Boy Pink Head) gay? Married to a zebra called Johnny, you say? Well, well. An interesting development. :O Say it isn't so! Although it would make great reading if he was... Hmm.
Have a nice day!

Merv or Herb

martin b-boy pink head is indeed gay, i will stress he was RUMMOURED to be married.

I think he should be called Rupert Rofltooth, Rofl for short. His mother named him Rofltooth because she knew in her heart he was going to grow up to be a very happy, optimistic lil monster.

She was a bad mother. And very wrong.

This terrible childhood of forced chicken dancing in front of various relatives and eating of sesame seeds led to poor Rupert in fact growing to be the saddest lil monster around.

As Rofl grew into his awquard teenage years, it did not help that he possessed an inability to grow a decent emo fringe, as would befit such a depressed little fall out boy fan. His hair grew in a mini, afro-tuft of a bright yellow hue instead, much to his dismay.

So, poor Rupert Rofltooth trundles on through life, making some new monster buddies along the way, sitting in the corner at the indie discos while the rest of 'da crew' dance away. Will he ever find true happiness? I hope so.

I think its a cool, groovacious name because its 'ironic' cos hes not actually 'rolling on the floor laughing', and he has very fetching sharp yellow teeth, hence the tooth. Irony + Teeth? What could be finer!

=]. xc.

Bob the Weiner is the monster name he loves hotbuns and beans.

(song) Bob the Weiner can we eat you, Bob the Weiner can we taste you, he loves to eat and he dosnt care, he loves to sleep and we dont care...Bob the Weiner can we eat you? BOB THE WEINER..YES WE CAN!!!
Bob the Weiner is the monster name he loves hotbuns and beans.

Urban-Metric is the monsters name.

Urban-Metric loves the 60's and 80's. He is a unique creature and has talent at robot dancing.

i second the name 'TITS JOHNSON'

IT IS INCREDIBLE. A NAME TO SAVOUR. IT HINTS AT A QUIET DIGNITY THAT IS SO RARE IS THIS MODERN WORLD.

''SIR WALTER HUMPLEDINGER'' he's a tad over wieght from scoffin loadsa posh nosh in his country estate whist watchin marathons of murder she wrote (got a thing for angela landsbury!) where he often hides away since had a troubled childhood were those visious toffs called him HUMPLEDINGER THE BIG FAT MINGER (tear) but its fine he's callin in the personal trainer and is now determined to shift those pesky love handles to pull his ultimate perfect woman but i hear the honey monsters after her so got some hunky competition. oh yea, keep it on the downlow but....he's a secret lemonade drinker

sad sid he he : )

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