I would like to be cross bred with a white rabbit and
my special power would be having sex all the time.
Just kidding. My special powers would be being able to
hide under any size of hat, seeing in the dark,
dissapearing, giving birth at an alarming rate,
getting people lost, leading people to 'Wonderland',
super hearing and mind manipulation.

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I would be cross bred with a giraffe and be able to fly everywhere, because i am scared of air hostesses. people would pay me lots and lots of money because my flying aeroplane likeness would be very green, as my fuel would consist of leaves only. following this amazing amount of money, i would be able to rule the world or possibly buy a LOT of lazy oaf tops, i haven't decided yet.

I'd be part Pelican, then I could use by big flappy throat sack thing for keeping my lazy oaf goodies in when I went shopping, this would mean I wouldnt need a bag which is better for the enviroment....I'd also have a very sensual beak and come to bed eyes for attracting those sexy single seagulls looking for the best dressed bird on the beach! Oh, I'd probably have a lazer too...
and Tom Sellecks moustache.

Blessings
Omar

I'd have to be cross-bred with a sphynx, so that I could bamboozle people with tricky riddles, almost like Tommy in the Mighty Boosh. It's clever.. but is it really clever? Hopefully they'll be so confused they'll do whatever else I ask, like fetching packets of crisps and such.

I would cross breed with a tortoise, enabling me to hide things under my shell...no one ever suspects the tortoise! My special power would be to bamboozle myself out of trouble.
"Was that you, tortoise, who stole all the harmonicas?"
" Err..." POW "Consider yourself Bamboozled!"

The End

mhmm.
i would be a cross bred of a mutant turtle that only eats fairy cakes ! I could have an excuse to be late for school , when people get on my nerves i could get in my shell and stay in it all day watching desperate housewives with a cuppa tea and generally just be lazy.. :)
my special power would be that i could poop chocolate buttons, gross but cool =D
xx

hmm, i think i would be crossbred with a great big fat elephant seal, why? Coz it's god damn ugly. My powers would be literally making people vomit down them selves at the sight of me and then battering them in the face with my manky grey snout trunk.

As you can tell they aren't nice powers, but after years of torment, as being singled out as a freak, ive turned against humanity and wish to destroy anyone who even dares to taunt me.

It's a sad sorry tale.

would cross myself with a female sloth with an afro. I would be able to squeeze my sloth nipples and tea would come out. A little bit of milk. No sugar. And the brand of tea would be yorkshire tea as it is the best, obviously. And I would also be able to seduce elderly ladies in wheelchairs by doing a mexican wave with my eyebrows. I'm off to get myself an advertising job for yorkshire tea now. ^_^

Haha i would be a pink big tiger with hypnose powers and tattoo needles and I'll make funky tattoos hehehe,
or a leopard.

I would be a big loving bunny with a scholarly air about me. Cuddly and cunning.

i would cross breed myself with a vulture and my special power would be that my adams apple is really a musical instrument. i could ding it all day using my gold claws. Ruffle my feathers and attract many partners.

i would crossbreed myself with a giant squid, so that i could breathe underwater, squirt ink at my enemies, as well as do magical paintings with it that come to life, scare sailors out at sea, and have 10 big tentacles to hug all my friends with.
i squirted all my magical ink in excitement

I would cross breed myself with a spirit crab.
Yes, i am dead. But here in spirit.
I would zap spiders with my superior seaweed vision, they think they are so clever, and i would run away because i have 8 legs....actaully they have 8 too. But i can run sideways, and have claws, they have pathetic pincers...ha ha

If i could breed myself with anything, i'd merge myself with a bird. My special power would be my lucky magic poo. Usually when people get shit on its not very nice, so my poo would give people secret blessings such as enhancing their bank balance and general happiness!

i'd be cross bred with a penguin. not only do they rule, they come in all sizes - some even as big as me - live all around the world, in hot and cold climates and love for life. but my superpower would have to be sliding on my belly. why walk when you can slide? who needs to fly?

i would cross breed myself with a flea so i could leap over buildings and traffic jams to get everywhere really quickly and not have to sit on the bus next to the smelly people.
i would also be able to bite the people i don't like and make them really itchy.

I would cross breed myself with a slick looking tabby cat. I would have the power to communicate with the dead, pass on messages from them to the living and vis versa. I would be able to find out answers to so many questions that people are left with when a loved one passes away, and put their mind at ease.

^_^; x

i would cross breed myself with the common wood pidgen. i'd have the super power of laughter so could fly round and everywhere i went people would be laugh uncontrolibly and be happy as someone who is particularly happy!=] There could be a sad man who is running late for the number 48 bus and i could fly past and he would be like "gosh! i'm happy now!" and chuckle with laughter.
wouldnt that be just splended?
(p.s. i would be wearing a tophat)

I would breed myself with a pig, and my special power would be that I had wings and could fly. Why? Well, just to spite all the people who use 'when pigs fly' as a metaphor for something never happening. That, and, a pig is about the laziest oaf of an animal around. I like that idea.

if i could cross breed in to two animals it would be a camilian and a lima
it would have a camilian body and a lima tail
cause lima tails are black and white and when it goes on a certain colour the white bits on its tail go into that colour
so if it went on a candy floss machine instead of a b&w tail it would have a pink and black tail!
and would go up to everyone and say "pink and black is soooo this season darling.."

I'd cross myself with an owl.

My name would be "Owlor", but some (Scots-Jamaicans) would call me "Hoots-mon", others (Grannies) would call me "Scary O-boy" and I'd be known to some (teeny weeny meany teachers) as "Twit ta-WOO".

Chiefly speaking, I'd have ta-Woo (two) main powers. They do be:

1.Head twisty - my great fluffy neck would be able to look right round to keep an eye out for foes (Badger Chaps) and to see if my bottom is wiped correctly.

2. Mouse-Munch - I just love the crunchy, juicy taste of mice. But what I would do is to chew them up in my big old beak and spit out the bones like a conventional human machine gun at my foes. RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT.

I'd have big eyes and be very wise too.

I would cross breed with a Walrus and pretend to be a unicorn. I would wear purple flying goggles, a Hawian shirt and a cossak hat and have the power to play Elvis songs whenever I opened my mouth.

After a short while I would befriend a small child who would help me to realise my true potential as a flying walrus and with the help of some heart warming songs and wishing on a star we would fly off into the night to visit some wise cracking penguins.

I would like to be an dolphin, cause they're the only animal in the world that have sex just for enjoyment AND they can recognize themselfs in the morrows, that's the second unique thing dolphins can do. But I'd like it to be a pink one, with a fluffy fin in a yellow kind of color. ^_________________~
my unique special power would be to transform into an enormous elephant! >u:) (once I swam into little poo-poo that were floating around the surface and I thought I were going to die, It was so nasty! you guys should have been there. baby-poo. :0)
and when I'm an elephant I would play in the mudd all day long! >__________<
yes. I love.

I would be me + a grindylow and my special power would be to be able to make my Harry Potter books and top trump cards invisible so then i wouldn't look like an 18 year old geek everytime i get on the train :(

I'd be a cat with a magical tongue. I'd be able to lick anything at all, even my own bum hole and it would always taste like chocolate. I'd mostly lick low calorie items such as arm chairs and carpets to keep my fury figure in tip top shape. Mmmmm.

i would be crossed with a narwarl because not only are they infanately cool coz they r a wale with a unicorn horn!!!!!! but they live in the north pole 2 which would be kwl coz i can chill wiv santa and all the cute penguins. .....the seals can probaly come too.... and a vegan wale called tony. but no-one else (its a select club.) also we'd av club jackets sayin "the cockney biatches" (made by a blind transylvanian ermine known as mavis whom i befrended on a backpaking adventure though india.) on them coz were well cool. also my special power would b being faster than a speeding walrus more powerfull than tescos nylon pop socks and able 2 leap over polar ice caps without getting my knickers in a knot! also i would have a army of ninja chocolate digestives lead by a renagade ex fbi member denis the flamable badger whos currently on the run from the law for a crime he didnt commit........

nyways that about wraps it up =] luv Grace <3

If I had to be crossbred with an animal it’d be a Blackpool donkey, my special power would be my outrageous wit. “£2 for an hour?” they’d say, “Sorry mate, don’t got south of the pier” I’d reply. Oh how they’d laugh their cockney tails off.

If I had to be crossbred with an animal, it’d be Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbell, my unique power would be my errrrrm unique power. Me and ‘Paris-site’ would trawl the LA clubs for rich men (without a penchant for conversation) and then I’d sell our nights revelations for a diamante collar and a Bonio.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x

If i could cross breed with any animal it would have to be a llama,

Not only is the name funny to say but I would be able to spit at criminals and kick them with my horsey legs.

In my spare time i would chew gum and strut like Noel Gallagher just to show i was cool.

my super power would be that I could make anyone burst into unstoppable song making a quick getaway while the enemy tunlessly bursts out "i will survive" and other classics.

llameg
x

i would be cross breed with an elephant.
because i like to jump in puddles alot, but with there big feet it would be extra fun.
& when i put on wieght from eating loads of biscuits and drinking loads of sugary tea no-one would be bothered, because i'm to be huge cause im an elephant.
ohh! and my special power would be instead of water squirting out my trunk, music would play out of it but really happy music the type that makes EVERYONE want to dance :)

i would be crossed with a very handsome, cunning and intelligent pigeon, i would use my powers for evil, obviously! my little packet of power would be to squirt evil vibes in the form of an invisable, yet cool and refreshing juice from my nasal holes in my beak. my vibes would make bad people dance until they shattered into tiny cruchy pieces (a nice death, i'm sure you will agree) and all the good people would become pop stars and save the universe! god! this pigeon is a devilishly handsome pecker!

I would cross breed myself with a platypus, and my special power would be that I could play guitar like a god. My delicious solos would hypnotize everyone I meet, and if someone would remain unimpressed, I can always poison them with my toxic thorn. Eventually I would rule the whole world, and spread sweet guitar riffs that'll make everyone happy everywhere I go.

I think i would cross breed with a bear. And i would have a monocle and smoke a cigar and have a waist coat and just be generally quite coool.... And then go about my bear business.
I think my power would be to dispense small change from my bum when you pull my tail so when in dire situations when small change is essential I wouldn’t come a cropper.

if i could cross breed with any animal, it would be a sea horse, my special power would be to grow any human body part from my body, i could run around as a sea horse with a pair of legs and an arm coming out of my head, basically just to make people pass out at the sight of me. of course i would want to be a sea horse so i could laugh at all the males giving birth, only if giving birth hurts in the sea horse world.

yay for seacreatures.

Once upon a time, there was a girl called Daisy and she wasn't just any normal girl, she was cross breeded between a Degu. A Degu is sort of cross breeded between a Squirel and a Chinchilla, so she was called Daisy the Squiilla. Everyday, she would cry herself to sleep because she hated being stuck with this curse and her two evil stepsisters didn't make life for her much easier. But one day, she was nibbling on her favourite food (hay), when it just shot through her finger tips like spider-mans web except it looked much like hay! She sat so shocked with her big furry tail over her head that she didn't realise that her evil stepmother and stepsisters had walked in. She quickly focused and hid the bag of hay. Of course they were to stupid to suspect anything so they started picking on her as usual calling her all sorts. This time she had had enough. She shoved some hay in her mouth between her two big front teeth and started to knaw it. 'I've had it, I shall not be kept here' and as soon as she had said the last word, she saw that they were all tied up by the hay stingy magigs! She laughed happily and thought 'I'm not the one with the curse they are!' and skipped all the way over the hills and far away and never saw those nasty people again! The end

noo, You've cut my text. :0 it's not the right one I sended in. :( why did you cut it, It doesen't make sens now. :(
Now I'm sad with you guys,.

If i was a cross breed of any animal, id be a ninja turtule !! Special powers? X-Ray eyes, a glow-stick alike tummy and i would totally kick ass at flying. Go Go ninja powers. lol

I would be a medium sized brown dog and i would have super detective powers like Columbo. Criminals would under-estimate me because I was such an average looking dog, they wouldn't realise I had a massive detective brain until of course I used that brain to capture them. My speciality would be catching murderers who were badly dressed in expensive clothes. Like Columbo I would have a glass eye and a shabby mac. I would drive a French car. My name would be Columdog.

sorry about that, all is good now!

If I could cross breed with an animal, it would be with a snail. Though they are not specially fast animals, nor very powerfull, nor very cute..., I really think that nowadays it would be great to have a house "added" to your body!! Specially if you are young! No more mortgages, any more! :)

hello,

Hem if I aitais an animal I would want etre a rabbit attractive geant tres which ecraserée everything people who I do not love and which pourait to fly and would have pouvoire magique.j' would have a big house and I inviterée quite my copines rabbit. And when I would want to go to make shop everything was gratuis and there was meme a lazy shop Oaf ^^.

I would have to be half girl half unicorn, just because they are uber cool.
My super power would be an ability to shoot rainbows and glitter out of my horn.
This power would enable me to save the world from the terrible threat dullness, which is threatening to engulf us all!

xx

(also I forgot to mension but it would have to be a colour-changing unicorn cos that would save me a fortune on hairdye - practical)

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I would have to be.... half girl half unicorn.
My special power would be an ability to shoot rainbows and glitter out of my horn. Not only would this come in handy when scrapbooking, but I would be able to save the world from the grip of the twin evils of drabness and dullness. For example I would use my powers to trnasform many public figures - don't you think our new PM would look super leading the country in a multicoloured glitter suit?
xxx

I would become half terradactyl, (the good half, obviously), and my powers would be being able to sing like maria carey, making everyones make-up run. This would ultimatly make me always the best looking when i go out, even though i am half terradactyl. The girls (and boys) can try and quickly re apply their make-up for photos and when the see a hotty, but it will melt off again imediatly and leave a little irritating (and very unappealling) rash.
My arch nemisis would be my over controlling terradactyl mother who would slap me on the wrists whenever she found out I had been using my powers for evil. obviously.

I would cross breed with a hummingbird ant not only because it has this amazing long and flexible tongue but because it is the only bird that can fly backwards and sidewards and stand still (while it's flying) wherever it wants to. These qualities are still normal for an 'half-human-half-hummingbird'-superhero so that the question is what is this ultra-mega-super-power that I possess? HAHA! It's no problem for me to give this secret away because I'm still invincible. So Listen up: My super-extra power would be that every time I stand still in the air time would stop, too and not even progress a milisecond. Backwards Flying means that I turn back time - not only for my personal advantage of course! The last aspect of my unique-super power would be that if I fly to the left the kalories of chocolate would decrease immediately - on the opposite if I fly to the right side the kalories of chocolate would increase!!! What a wonderful world of sweetest chocolate for an super-hero like me! Never wonder again why your weight increases by 10 kilos after having one piece of chocolate! hihihihi. Hummie-Wummie-bird-Woman loves you and her kilos of chocolate.

Many believe that cross-breeding is not only a sin but highly unjust. I myself, have undergone various cross/interbreeding experimentations. I currently have a basis of man with a medley of starling, western regional otter and lamb. I had to use cheese to combine these ingredients whilst all the while ensuring I remained with arms so that I could continue to wear your beautiful t-shirts and hoodies. Among my special abilities are the ability to dance a dance so graceful it brings tears to your eyes AND ALSO TO KILL USING POISON!

I would wish to be cross bred with a weasel so as to double my power to ingratiate myself with the judges of this competition.

I don't care if no one likes me. I just want a hoodie.

I would be half seahorse as I would quite like to hand over the whole 'giving-birth' fiasco over to my boyfriend. I could live under the sea and manage to look wisfull and rather haunting, even while I am thinking about what kinda gravy to have on my chips. Plus, due to my human height, I could save swimmers from drowning and take them on magical sea horse rides! I might set up a little stall on Sundays and charge £1.50 for people to ride me. Of course I will provide the wetsuits (designed by Lazy Oaf of course :D) but the memories would be ones to last a lifetime. It would sure end my rent worries. My special super power would be to tunr into a small potted plant at will. oh think of all the office chit chat I could listen in on! I could robe banks, spy on tasty guys, steal candy from babies!!! Joy! No-one would suspect the potted plant would they? Also, I am sure to lose weight on the amazing potted plant diet. Just put me on the window sill and I'll just make as much as I need! TASTY TASTY SUNLIGHT!!!

If I could crossbreed with an animal it’d be a nit. If I were a nit, I’d live in Pete Doherty’s charming locks. My special power would be my magical cleaning power so everyone would think dreamboat Petey had changed his Class-A ways and Ms.Moss would have him back. If all else failed, Petey and me would spend our days listening to Sister Sledge, drinking Piña Coladas and talking about how very shiny our hair was.

x

:)
If I could be cross-bred with any animal it would be a unicorn. But not just an ordinary unicorn that you read aboutit fairytales.......oh no this unicorn was very special indeed...
Once upon a time in the land of Oaf lived a unicorn named Alexa. She was a friendly unicorn and lived in a very trendy stable overlooking the park. Posters covered her stable door and vinyl records were piled high in every corner. Alexa herself had a brilliant white coat which she maintained with Cillit Bang twice a week. She wore a mismatch of bracelets and festival passes on her front hooves and a generous coat of eyeliner on her upper eyelids.
Now for a good few years Alexa had struggled with her career choices. She wasn't sure what she wanted to be - for there were many jobs in Oaf land. She was contemplating her future as she walked through her nearby park when she stopped outside a small cart selling "food".
The owner of the cart was a miserale donkey named Glebe who lived on the outskirts of oaf land. He made his money by selling "special homemade chocolate pudding desserts" But he had a very special way of making them. In Oafland every creature had a special power. And Glebes special power was he was able to produce chocolate pudding from ............... well we'll just say a "certain place".
Now Alexa found this revolting - then she suddenly had an idea - she decided that she would set up her own food cart full of scrummy things. So she sat on a nearby bench and thought long and hard about the type of food she should sell. She started thinking of a raspberry and vanilla flavoured ice cream with hundreds and thousands all over the top.
Just as she was thinking this she started to get a bit of a headache and her horn started to twitch violently. Worried - she got out her compact from her bag and looked at her horn. But she didnt see her usual golden horn - no. Instead was a wafer ice cream cone. She reached up and pulled a little and there in front of her very eyes was the exact ice cream she had been thinking of moments before. And in its place was another empty cone sat on the place her horn used to be.
Alexa was overjoyed - she had a power - a brilliant power! And with a couple of trial tests and lots of ice cream later, Alexa now owns a huge mega store in the middle of Oaf town. Oafs and Oafettes come from accross the land to dream up new flavours for Alexa to "make". And the lady herself has a career that she loves has bought many more records.
And what happened to Glebe you ask? He's still in the park selling his "desserts" but he's plotting - plotting that one day he will steal Alexa's magic horn and run away to make a bigger buisness. But for now he has a customer to serve. Please excuse him he's just nipping behind a bush. He has another dessert to "make". THE END

:)

hiya
if i was to cross breed with an animal i would be a venomous snake. As i like to think of myself as a cheerful oafer, my special power would be biting miserable mardy twits and injecting them with gumdrop juice to make them forget their troubles. For my own benefit i would always have the latest lazy threads, because i would shed my brightly coloured,funique skin every season!

hunkydory! katie x

wednesdaisy

Well, I'd rather like to be cross bred with a mosquito and a unicorn (the physical impossibility of this is irrelevant). Therefore, I would have the satisfaction of biting people and watching them scratch it all day of a mozzie, with the complete and utter rainbowness and unrealness of a unicorn. My special power would definitely be to be able to make everyone within a 100 metre radius of me have uncontrollable spasms and chuck everything that they are holding in all directions, with just one ray from my mosquito-unicorn-horn. The general public will fall apart at the seams, and be at my mercy forever.

And for the fun of it, it would be cool to have an invisible tongue so that I could lick people and they wouldn't know it was me *evil laugh*

My weaknesses: bug spray, or a very large pot of honey, possibly found at the end of the rainbow. But never tell the police that.

:)

I would cross breed myself with a badger because the animals of farthing wood was on yesterday and i was in such awe of badger. As for superpowers, the ability to smell good tapas from afar would make life very much more sexy then it already is.

i would be a lynx (spliced with an ocelot),cos they are dying out, with a special power of knitting with just my claws to make stuff for this website so then i would have money to hide my special powers and not be experimented on, plus if they do die out and i'm the only one left i will be even richer. maybe my special power should have been imortality? oh well.

I would cross breed with a raven, because I would not only get the power of flight I would also have silky black hair. Imagine soaring around with my silky black hair. Ahhhh. Raven.

My power would be, not the most original, but laser vision.

Swoops around with my silky black hair, heating soup with my eyes.

I think heating soup is the most practical way of using my power. Along with melting the metels in other birds nest. Others birds suck. RAVEN, YEAH!

If the enchanting oppurtunity to cross breed into an animal and gain a unique and wonderous power happened to come uppon me, I would become a skunk who has the ability to change his odours. If an enemy (for example another entrant of this competition with a better idea than mine) came along - i will let off one of my nasty stinks. eg. rotten egss and an old gym bag that has not been washed in a couple of months. However if someone good (for example the esteemed judge of this competition) were to approach and consider my entry, i might exude a smell of heavinly odours (such as summer berries or freshly baked scones and tea.) However, each time i utilize my powers for evil, i will....DUN DUN DUN.... put on a stone.

i would be cross breed with a dragon (they do exist)because i can fly over every one and set people hair on fire if i didnt like them.

my special power would be being able to read peoples minds, no one talks about whats goin on so a fire breathing dragon who knows ewverything would come in quite handy.
but i would have to have a fire extinguisher just encase i got the wrong person

if i could cross breed myself with any animal i would definitely be a deer :) like a really cute one with big eyes like bambi.
my unique special power would be..... everywhere i stepped i wouldnt have just anyold footprint... my foot prints would be made out of glitter :) they would be so pretty and sparkly!
how cool would that be?!

errrm.

i think i would cross breed my self with a parrot.

orange, pink an yellow baybe.

why?
i never stop talking, so i myswell be some one colourfull who never stops talking.

and my special power you ask?

well, there are many i say.

1. flying (as obvious)

2. the ability to ride scooters and roller blades whilst looking extremely cool.

3. i could spead everywhere with glitter wherever i go.

4. or... i could simply poo on anyone who does not like glitter. ( don't you just wanna bite those people?)

5. oh yeh, i can bite them with my extreamly sharp beak too.

6. an last but not least, where is the best place to spot parots?

on the captins shoulder. rockin out my extreamly cool sailor girl shirt.

awhooohoooo.

<3

I would cross breed with a guinea pig (or "cavy").

My special power would be the ability to emit a frequency that could scramble the conscious thoughts and senses of those around me, thus rendering potential attackers HELPLESS while I retreat/scurry to the safehold of some nearby burrow or hutch.

Should the predator - such as a badger, child, large stoat or similar - resist my frequency, I would increase it to a point where it would tip them into the abyss of insanity.

I would live in constant fear of capture by the Armed Forces for use as a biological weapon.

However, I would be super wicked bad ass guinea pig.

I'd cross breed myself with a Moomin (white, hippo like sweedish creatures for those who don't know what they are)
& my secret powers would be to make cupcakes appear from nowhere so i could eat them (:

I would cross breed with a emperor penguin, the main reasons for this is so i could look and be like "The Penguin" off of Batman and look good in a top hat.

My special power would be a terrifying screech that comes from my half penguin half human belly button, this would call penguins to my aid that shoot silly string from their eyes!
+ that tee would look super splendid, finishing the look on my evil penguin of doom.

Cheerio

I would be part chameleon-so i could blend in...anywhere. i would have superhuman hearing so i could be like a fly on the wall but i wouldnt want to be a fly as they are a bit annoying and it would be good if i were to uncamoflage as people dont see chameleons everyday. i could listen to everything and learn from the past to help the future but i wouldnt know when would be the best time to tell what i learnt and my secret desire to listen to things i shouldnt would eat me from the inside out and that would be my nemisis

One of my nicknames is, for some unexplainable reason, electro squid. So I'd be half human half squid. I'd wear a porkpie hat sideways on my head, at all times. A navy blue waistcoat, red braces and various multicoloured ribbons round each of my tentacles. I would also attach bells to these ribbons, so when I waved my arms I would sound like a joyful morris dancer.

My special power, would be the power to electrocute people, at my own amusement. The power of my electric shocks would differ, none would be strong enough to be fatal, (because that's just mean). I would mostly use low voltage shocks in order to make passer-bys hair stand on end, and to give passers spontaneous, and rather unexpected orgasms. This would cause the victim to get embarassed and confused, and thus, my work is done.

Well this question is easy,
I would obviously have to be bred with a yak,
as they actually make the coolest noises
and I'd be SO badass!

My unique power would be that I would be a human oven,
I would put in my request on a touch pad on my tummy:), whether it be food, or another object.

Then I would press a bit purple button, (I'm not quite sure where it would go yet) and WHAM!

It would appear in the oven that would be positioned below the touch pad. Pretty magical if you ask me ;)

I would also provide vimto from a nozzle at the side as an added feature.

Hiya!

I would cross breed with a cute pink/turquoise seahorse. My special power would be my bubbles. If you get trapped into one of my bubbles you’ll change into delicious chocolate…so watch out for the sweet-tooth creatures!!!

Toodles!!!!!!

if i were to be cross bred with an animal it would be a Llama. and my special power would be the ability to spin webs so that i could catch random ppl and point and laugh at them. slighty evil...but hey i would be an evil web spinnin llama. :) Soph xx

Heyyy (:
i'd be a really fat bumblee beeee with proper gooddd fuzzy hair
and my power would to have proper good x-ray vision but it fries and batters things instead of looking through things haha
and then i could invade a mars bar factory and eat my whole body weight in battered mars bars
good times (:
xo

hiii :)

i would be cross bred with a hedgehog and my special power would be that alll the cats in the world be be my dominions,and do what whatever i said. i would use my powers for good of course and would have a secret identity; which would be hard as i am half hedgehog and it would be kinda obviious.i would have a lightening bolt on my tummy and be abit like mighty mouse only better.

i would have a cape aswell only i wouldn't be able to wear it as it would get tangled in my spikey spine things so it would just sit on its peg and occasionally i would look at it and feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
And Mr Noel fielding himself would fall in love with my hedgehoggy self and we would live happily ever after and he would help me fight crime,except people would say it's sick and shuun us because i would be a hedgehog and its inter species but really they're just jelous. ANd we would know this and would live happily ever after and grow old together and eventually but a house by the beach at brighton.
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ps. if the embededness doesn't work here are the picture's url :):)

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i drew a picture aswell but my scanner is out of service for abit ><

If I could cross breed myself with any animal I wanted I would obviously be a very rich girl so I wouldn't need any special powers that would make me alot of cash. But I think it would be totally awesome to be half human, half dolphin with the power of healing music! I know that sounds a bit out of the ordinary but just say someone gets injured at sea, you could just swim right up to them, start singing and the person would be fine and dandy again! How fabulous! And then, if one of your little fishy friends got one of its fins bitten off by a shark you just bash out the latest number 1 and back grows the fishes fin! Can't get much better than that can you?! ok, you decide...
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I would cross myself with a unicorn. I would wear neon yellow horseshoes, my magical horn would be lime green, and my mane would be rainbow striped. I would go and live in a cake shop so that when people saw me, they would be all like, 'A UNICORN!!' and whilst they were distracted i would go and eat the cupcake that they had just bought.
my magical power would be crying on demand, so that i could go into a lazy oaf and cry, and the sales person would be so sad for me that they would give me some free lazy oaf tees :)
that would be so cool ! x

I would cross-breed myself with a big scary lion so if anyone was mean to me I could just roar really, really loud and they'd do whatever I wanted. And if they persistently were mean I could gobble them up!
And my special power would be to be able to stop time to do selfish and unselfish deeds. For example I could stop time to snooze, wee or tie my shoes. I could also stop time to give people nice haircuts and distribute snacks anonomously.
If anyone found out about this power I would simply devour them in my lion-jaws.

They're all great ideas but I'd rather cross breed myself with a flamingo.. wearing a pinstripe suit.. and don't forget the wooden beret! My secret power would be to be able to lift my beret (with my 7 added hooves) and dispense pens/pencils/sharpeners from a tap-like growth in my head (concealed by the wooden beret. Children would flock to me and I'd be unbelievably popular in the back to school season. If anyone dared to abuse my generosity, I'd simply throw chips at them.

i would cross breed myself with a ferret. my super power would be super speed so i could run circles round peoples feet and really irritate them. AND i would be well cool (blud)

i do what i want.

If i could cross breed myself with an animal it would be a giraffe so i could have HUGE eyelashes and my special power would be that i could make my neck REALLY long so i could see over the crowds when i go to gigs and festivals.

I would cross breed myself with an angora rabbit, and every four months I would spin my hair into a soft angora/wool blend yarn. Luckily, my rabbit hands will still be able to hold knitting needles, and I shall make myself jumpers from some of my own yarn, and sell the remainder.

My super power would be the ability to knit really quickly, leaving me enough spare time to fight crime.

My nemesis would be an elephant who wears a top hat. He prefers to crochet.

I would crossbreed myself with an ostrich because they are awkward, hilarious, and slightly grumpy looking. I would wear stylish red glasses, leg warmers (such long legs must be accessorized), and I would have a rhinestone in my belly button like a troll doll. My special power would be the ability to turn any edible item into a super yummy cupcake, with sprinkles and a fancy wrapper. This would clearly make the world a much merrier place.

If I had to be crossbred with any animal, it’d be a Gorilla. If I was a Gorilla, I’d swap places with the man who plays Bollo in the Mighty Boosh and I spend my days trying to give Noel Fielding a cuddle.
My special power would be my powers of persuasion, so I could convince Noel that I wasn’t really a Gorilla and it was just a really elaborate fur coat.

goddamn i posted this in the wrong place! anyway..

well i couldn't decide which animal I would like to be crossed with, a bear or a turkey? they're just so similar it was a tough choice. Anyway i decided the bear and the turkey should breed and i'll be crossed with that. Naturally a turkey brings joy amongst everyone therefore my special power is the ability to tapdance everywhere instead of walking, I figured this would be very difficult on the tube or underground but if i'm a bear aswell at least i can catch tuna fish and make them into sandwiches! yay!

if i could cross breed myself it would be with a fox, but not any fox, it would have to be the urban fox.. i'd have a full-on cockney accent and go round basically scrounging off of others and trying to win competitions for clothes..
i know that my superpower would definitely be the power to whip up a frenzy of rabid cockney women with a flick of my tail and they would be my minions which would join me in battle against my one true nemesis the country fox and his potato farming buddies.
rawwr. yeah. i'd be able to rawr too.
or just slice someone up
crap, too many powers.
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haha

if i could be cross bred with any animal it would have to be a money spider! now there is logic behind my madness - they are just so small they can get anywhere! i mean so many times i have had the misfortune of finding out that somewhere i wanted to go was *restricted access* - it really is a blow for morale!! but if i was a tiny money spider i could go anywhere; from sneaking into the cinema to stalker Britney Spears ... the world is your oyster!
now as for my super powers, i wouldn't want anything fancy like lasers or telepathy, i would much rather live up to my name and be able to make money!! (( so i could buy more Lazy Oaf products ;-) ))

I would cross breed myself wiiiiiith a penguin from mary poppins so i could join in on that splendid dance they do to impress old mary poppins herself, think how awesome that would be come on! o and obviosuly to go along with this splendid crossbreed i would have the magical power of being able to think about poking someone in my head and them feeling it...muahaha i could annoy people from the other side of the world awesomeness!!!

i would be cross bred with a platypus....just cos theyre soooooo incredibly cool and cute and freakishly weird!!! my amazing powers would be the powers of Happy Hugs....i would hug everyone i saw and they would become very very very very very very happy because of my hugs and then the whole world would be HAPPY!!!!!

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Well personally I would cross breed my self with...a chicken x]
But not no ordinary chicken :O
When I lay an egg I can have anything inside my egg, not just chicks :]
I want an ice-cream, I lay an ice-cream!
I want a coke, I lay a coke!
I want some lazy oaf products, I LAY SOME LAZY OAF PRODUCTS :]
And if any1 dare get in my way, id have super pecking power, so i simply peck 'em 2 death!
In emergencies, i'd have a secret identity :]
I'd paint myself multi coloured and claim 2 be a parrot x]
"Who me? A chicken? Im just an innocent parrot!"
Perfect.
Oh and id have an army of chicks to help me out along the way :]

Its a crappy idea but hey ho!
*CLUCK*

If I could cross breed myself with an animal it would be a extraordinarily cute, little pine marten that has a lazy eye which makes him look crazy. My unique special power would be that I could turn into Rick James when I wink my apparently useless lazy eye, going from a half human half pine marten to Rick James in a flash, the blink of an eye in fact.

In my new persona I would hurl insults at poor passers by, particularly the following 'I'M RICK JAMES BITCH' 'WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?'(Then my new Rick James hands would slap the unfortunate person) 'IT'S FRIDAY. LET'S GET FUCKED UP'(at this point I would chase them as I have a feeling they wouldn't be incline to comply) even if it isn't Friday. I would finished my tirade of insults with 'COLD BLOODED' as it would be ironic and is a trademark Rick James saying. I suspect after all of this, or at some point during the act I would be on the receiving end of something incredibly insulting, so at this point I'd blink my lazy eye and turn back to my adorable half human half pine marten self and everyone would stare and point and take picture of my lazy eye and my long tail and my whiskers and my cute little nose and forget what a rude bastard I was.

if i was to be cross bread with an animal, it would have to be a kangaroo,but a kangaroo that has wolfman disease, so i would be propper hairy, so i had no distinct form, just a giant mass of super shiny locks, and immensely strong legs. but as i am part human, i would have to live in the cruel human world, and what i would do is by day i would hide my ugly self away. you see i would live in a little shanty town in the sewers with all the other strange hybrids that were outcomes of a bad relationship between farmers and his live stock and weird experiments. i would soon become friends with these strange creatures. but i can't just hide down there- i need a job, so i just work for amazon from home....and my magic powers would be that i could jump enourmous distances, and i would join forces with all my furry friends, and the scaley ones too...and they will jump in my pouch which would be lovely by the way- fully furnished and all. and we would bounce all around the world, and stop animal cruelty, and i would unknowingly bounce into the zooniverse, and stumble across Bainbridge, me and my fuzzy friends would all be really pissed off at him for keeping the mutant race behind bars- even patrick, my boyfriend, and i would slap his sideburns rigth off with my suprisingly muscular tail and all my pals would jump into my pouch and i would roll up into a fuzzy ball and we would run him over. Then Vince Noir would see me and think i was really cool. so id ask him if he wanted to give my hair a stroke. and he would say 'yeh, go on'....and then we would swap offcuts, and make really nice coats with them...

Well, not many people know this, but I am actually part bunny rabbit, and part human, of course. And if I so desire I can reveal my piercing red bunny rabbit eyes. This is advantageous for two reasons. First, it intimidates people. Secondly, my bunny eyes afford me a special, selective sort of x-ray vision which allows me to see people's undies. I use this power strictly for good, in the sense that I use it in the idiom of that very popular piece of advice for timid public speakers about picturing the audience in their underwear. In uncomfortable situations I can obviously quite easily see people in their undies so that I will not be nervous, thus maintaining my sunny, bunny like disposition at all times, even under great amounts of stress.

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