Its that time of year when those pesky exams are all done and dusted and its time to throw your arms in the air with glee. Woooo ITS OVERRR!!.
Whether you’re celebrating or commiserating, why don’t you send a message of congratulations to all of your friends with one of our cheeky card’s. They are a perfect way to say a big well done!

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We are celebrating this lovely lack of summer with a super duper 20% bank holiday discount.

To get this discount shop as normal and proceed to checkout. As you go through type in your promotional code when prompted which is:

RAINRAINGOAWAY

Please make sure you enter the code as you check out, as we cannot ammend the payment and offer the discount once the checkout process has been completed.

The bank holiday bonanza finishes at the bong of midnight on Monday 25th, so get a clicking oafers.

The discount is also available in the shop but only with the snazzy special voucher. Click here to get it, print it off and get your heads down to the Lazy Oaf store in Kingly court. Wooo.

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Holy guacamole oafs! I am bouncing off the walls like a chimp in a small cage. We have got our new range of perspex jewels and they are a bit too good. If you like your jewellery with a side order of POP.... yes please, then you are going to love these.

Check it homies. We have three necklaces made to look just like my doodles. We also have 2 new brooches. Let me introduce you to each one:

First up we have geek fest galore with our very own nerd glasses. These are actually real spec size and should fit over your nose if you fancy going for that brainiac look, or have them hanging! The blue comes on a silver chain, and the pink glasses are available on a gold chain.

Next up we have the 'Don't be Square' Brooch. I think this guy might be my favourite, but this changes every five minutes. This guy comes in bright yellow or pink and has then best googly eyes in the business. Urghhh, damn your goodness.

Feeling fancy? Why not don a shiny bow tie. This necklace is available in red or black. Do up your top button and put this necklace under your collar for a dapper look.

We also have a heart anchor brooch for all you sailorettes. This comes in red or white, and looks super cute worn with peter pan collars or a nautical stripe and a captain birdseye looky likey.

Last but not least is our ghetto fabulous lightning cloud chain. In gold mirrored perspex this cloud has a laser cut lightning bolt detail. Wear this with loads of gold, or keep it simple, either way it's dandy.

We took to the streets to snap some people wearing the new range, we now know how those charity bib people feel. But a big thank you to all the people who let us accost them! We also met the best puppie I have ever seen called Buster, you can see him modeling the red bow tie necklace.

The first 20 orders of the nerd fest range get a sneaky special gift!

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New Things:

We all like to receive things in the post, and nothing touches the inner soul more than a greeting card, except maybe finding the last custard cream. May we suggest you touch someone you know.....with a card.

Why not congratulate your friends with a 'Well done Thicko Card' I'm sure they won't take offense. Or perhaps wish them a Happy Blessed Birthday, with our Brian Blessed card.

Perhaps we can tempt you to break out the inner nerd with our New gameboy necklaces by Parisian Designer Sweet Dynamite.

And last but not least, check out the new range of blind assortment toys by Lazy Oaf fav's Peskimo.

Exciting Things

Get your hands on a limited edition print by Lazy Oaf creator, Gemma Shiel. There are only 50 of these prints, each one is numbered and signed. Each Print is A3 and is a high quality ‘Giclee’ print on 255gsm paper. Illustrations include Pat, Dot, Sanjay and Gita and Barry to name but a few.

If you are free tonight (Thursday 7th of August) why not come along to the private view of the new Concrete Hermit 'We've been expecting you'. A group show of prints and affordable work from a selection of all the artists t such as Jon Burgerman, Ian Stevenson, Andrew Rae, Anthony Burrill, Neasden Control Centre, Jody Barton, eBoy, Supermundane, Cody Hudson, MWM Graphics, Andrew James Jones and US!

The Private View is on tonight from 6-9pm at Concrete Hermit 5a Club Row London E1 6JX. If you miss the private view, the exhibition runs till the end of the month

Its do it yourself month here in oaf land and we are all feeling very crafty wooo. Following our pumpy packs we would like to introduce you to Mr banana.
You can make him with your own fair hands with this d.i.y pack. All you need is a little needle and thread as we supply the rest, Yippee! You decide on his mood so make him a happy or a sad banana.
The end result is a plush toy but why don’t you try stuffing him with rice and make him a beanbag banana instead.
He’s a great addition to any fruit bowl and a perfect pressie. Get stuffing!

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Due to the massive success of our exhibition 'Pimp my Pump' and our DIY Pump packs we are now launching Craft Pump Packs. Like the DIY version which comes with pens, the Craft pack comes with a little pack of goodies which includes felt pieces, pom poms and googly eyes to get a pimping.

These Pumps are only available in black and come in UK sizes 4-10, snap them up for £12.50.

If you need some inspiration why not check out a few we have done, and the original Lazy Oaf pumps for the pimp my pump exhibition.

We would love to see any pimped pumps, so if you have already pimped some send us a pic!
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The sale starts on Friday on the website. We will also be having a sale in our Lazy Oaf store in Kingly Court London which will start at 11am on Saturday 12 July for 10 days!

Happy shopping!

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Well, this week saw the arrival of some of the best cotton shoppers ever! These cotton totes come in three colours. Each one has a smiley face and a 'bonjour' greeting. These bags are a great to combat the plastic bag mountains that seem to occur in kitchen drawers. It's small enough to fold up and put in your handbag too.

Also new in. are some new pass cases. There is a bunny and a cat, each one is furry and has compartments for your travel passes or ID. If you have always kinda fancied carrying a small pet around in your bag, this is the perfect oppurtunity. You don't have to walk or feed these critters. Yes, they are inanimate but I like to think of these as real....I think I need a holiday.

Anyhoo snap these up now as we only have a few!

We all love Paris so declare your love by wearing our cute J'aime Paris brooch, or for all the doodlers and budding artists out there we have our snazzy I Love Drawing brooch, never be without pen or pencil again! And we couldn't resist this little cheeky chap, Mr Milk Carton! He comes in three different milky types, Full-Fat, Semi-Skimmed or Skimmed, for all your calcium needs! All are at a purse friendly price of £8.50 each.

Also new into Oaf Towers are Poketo stationery and cute schedulers. There is the irresistible Bunny Notebook, Digest Your Life Scheduler, Forest Roller Gang Notebook and the Scribble Scheduler to choose from. We also have a few Andrew Jeffrey Wright Vinyl Wallets which are a
limited edition and come with it's very own certificate and badge.

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Bonjour hello! Here in oafland we are ever so excited, the postie delivered us a present with lots and lots of new and exciting goodies.wooooo! Take a peak…

The lovely Kandy Diamond of Knit and Destroy has been very busy knit knit knitting away and has made us these delights.

Firstly is the knitted bow headband. It will make your head very happy and look super cute and comes in 3 colours, pink, black and green.

Secondly If you liked our knitted pencil scarfs then you will love these knitted pencil brooches. They come in both red and yellow for whichever takes your fancy and will make any outfit extra special with their little grinning faces.

This adorable locket shaped charm is another addition to the Me and Zena range. Love me True, Love me Blue comes in a necklace and a bracelet and is reversible to suit the moods of your heart. On one side is in scribed "Love Me Blue", if you’re feeling sad and need to dry your eye, and on the reverse "Love Me True", if you’re super happy and want to jump with joy.

This is Carina, say hello. Cactus Friends have extended there prickly family and she is smashing. The packaging she comes in is also so jazzy that you wont ever want to throw it out.

We all love plush here and Toofhairy the cuddly smiling tooth is extra special and cuddly. She lives with her friends in a forest with flowers, pine trees and red cottages. She doesn't need any food, she just needs lots of hugs to make her happy. She also comes in a cute drawstring bag abit like a sleeping bag so she can sleep soundly alllll night.

These are Wish Come True toys! These magical toys feature weighted bottoms and built-in bell chimes, giving them all a rockingly rocking motion. The series features six main characters, Coco, Fluffy Pop, Malfi, Buddy Chub, Popo and Mr. TTT. They come blind boxed so it’s a surprise which wish you will get. How exciting.

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Ooooh oafs listen up! We all love shopping dont we... YESSS i hear you cry!!! Well get yourselfs down to Carnaby Street for Grazia night.

We’ll be participating in this years Grazia Carnaby shopping extravaganza, which means a whoopingly big 20% off products in our kingly court store.

It takes place on Thursday 29th May between 5-9pm. Get your fingers typing and register yourself on the Carnaby Street website for your FREE discount ticket. This will be emailed to you, which you can print off and use to obtain your discount in our store and all the other participating stores in the Carnaby area.

When you register you will also be automatically entered into a prize draw to win an amazingly super goody bag full of treats from Carnaby brands worth over £2000. AND there's going to be live DJ’s, performances in-store and complimentary treats. wooooo how exciting!

Dont forget get registering its 20% off in Lazy Oaf on Thursday 29th May from 5-9pm for ONE NIGHT ONLY, thats ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!

See you there or be square.

It's here! Whoop x a million. We have a whole lot of new designs in store now! It's taken a wee while but the new collection has arrived and we have the bruised arms to prove it. This is our biggest and bestest range to date. So please let your eyes soak in the bright and bold wonderment and get busy clickity clicking. Have a quick look below for a quick sneak peak.

Who Doesn't like Donuts? New York Cops eat them all the time and can still catch bad guys. I prefer Jam filled ones, Jam always oozes out the end onto my top, a bit like I have been shot, thats what I tell myself...

Well I was born and bred in the big smoke, and it's true I do love London, I do like other places too, but not as much.

Food....mmmmm. French fries the perfect accompaniment to well, anything. There is also a 'french' french fry with a beret in this print.

How about scaring the bejesus out of friends with the Werewolf tee, you can also growl at strangers or learn the Thriller dance in this. If it upsets you then you need the Cry Baby T-shirt.

This T-shirt is inspired by the many hours I watched Saved By the Bell and dreamed of going to an American High School. This tee also has a squirrel crest, I don't know why, I just like squirrels.

Hello to you! Greet friends of all nations with out even having to open your mouth, just point to the appropriate phrase.

Below is a quick look at all the tee's in the new collection, there are loads of other colourways too available in the online shop.

To celebrate the release of our new Lazy Oaf necklace range we have created our very own film short. The story is of two wolves who meet and fall in love. t is romantic, a little violent and features a bad joke that I paid 20p to a tramp for! Check it out.

The new range of necklaces are all available to purchase online now! So let you naughty fingers do some wandering....

First up we have a severed bear paw, having this round your neck, is always a great conversational piece at a World Wildlife Fund convention. This enamel pendant comes on a 18" Silver chain.

We also have our very own stripey swallow available in gold and nautical colours. This swallow also has an eyepatch. It has either lost it's eye in a game of darts or is a little bit pirate! This enamel pendant comes on a 18" gold colour chain.

There's nothing funnier than a fake moustache, bushy eyebrows, big nose and specs combined. Now you can keep your face looking pretty, and wear this Groucho Marx style disguise round your neck. This enamel pendant comes on a 18" silver chain.

What better way to express the middle aged roadie inside of you, than wearing this double sided rock arm necklace?! Long 30" chain available in Gold or Silver enamel.

To Shop jewellery click here.

It's Bank holiday weekend, lets mexican wave with joy and just hope that the rain can hold off till tuesday. We have just had a big delivery of new stationery. We have the perfect solutions to help organise your life! Loads of new schedulars so you can take control of busy business with day to day entries and monthly planners!

And to keep you creative hands occupied we have new sketchbooks so you can doodle and wirte till your fingers are your pen has dried up. To see all the new range click here.

We have also had in a delivery of the sweetest anklet socks my eyes have seen. we have cute little bears in dungarees and mary jane style prints in pink or for the inner diva there are some ballet pumps called 'lovely'. Wear with some battered pumps and ankle length trousers. These socks fit UK shoe size 4-7.

Ooo I can hear my tummy rumbling. We have had a breakfast delivery to oaf land and its oh so making our mouths water...

First up there’s a delicious range of key chains bought to you by Plush queen My paper Crane. There’s a buffet of morning time munchies to take your fancy so whether you like waffles, yummy muffin’s, bananas, eggs or just abit of cold pizza as a super cure for a bad head morning, there’s a bit of yummy ness for all. Each come in their own sealed box, so it's a super surprise which one you get wooo.. But if your like us you’ll want to munch all of them.

And for the boys theres some hickory smoked flavour freshness with the Mongers country side breakfast range. The menu includes angry smorkin bacon, crack'd egg, stale donut, toast and bitter coffee all served up with a side order of greese in a mean dirty caf in the deep souf desert. What a great way to get your day started hey. And by the look of these guys you’ll get a portion of cardiac arrest and lung cancer aswell! Woo. But you do get all 5 in a rather snazzy box.

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