Happy Sad Dog Harness

£15.00 £30.00

I’m no better than a dog. The word ‘treat’ also makes me excited. This Happy Sad dog harness is designed to be super comfy ...

Womens size guide

Clothing sizes
Size	UK	EU	US	AUS
XS	6	34	2	6
S	8	36	4	8
S	10	38	6	10
M	12	40	8	12
M	14	42	10	14
L	16	44	12	16
XL	18	46	14	18
XL	20	48	16	20
2XL	22	50	18	22
3XL	24	52	20	24

Body measurements
Size	Bust	Waist	Hip
CM
XS	80	64	88
S	84	67.5	92
S	89	72.5	97
M	94	77.5	102
M	99	82.5	107
L	104	87.5	112
XL	109	92.5	117
XL	114	97.5	122
2XL	119	102.5	127
3XL	124	107.5	132
IN
XS	31½	25	34¾
S	33	26½	36¼
S	35	28½	38¼
M	37	30½	40¼
M	39	32½	42¼
L	41	34½	44¼
XL	43	36½	46¼
XL	45	38½	48¼
2XL	47	40½	50¼
3XL	49	42½	52¼

Mens size guide

Body measurements
Size	Chest	Waist
CM
XS	81	71
S	89	76
M	99	81
L	104	86.5
XL	114	91.5
XL	114	97
2XL	119	101.5
2XL	119	107
3XL	124	107
IN
XS	32	28
S	35	30
M	39	32
L	41	34
XL	45	36
XL	45	38
2XL	47	40
2XL	47	42
3XL	49	42

Kids size guide

Baby
Age	Height
0-6 Months	Up to 68 cm
6-12 Months	68 – 80 cm
12-18 Months	80 – 86 cm
18-24 Months	86 – 92 cm

Kids
Age	Height	Chest	Waist
2-3 Years	92 – 98 cm	54 cm	52 cm
3-4 Years	98 – 104 cm	56 cm	54 cm
4-5 Years	104 – 110 cm	58 cm	55 cm
5-6 Years	110 – 116 cm	60 cm	56 cm
6-7 Years	116 – 122 cm	62 cm	57 cm
7-8 Years	122 – 128 cm	64 cm	58cm
8-9 Years	128 – 134 cm	67 cm	60cm
9-10 Years	134 – 140 cm	71 cm	62cm
10-11 Years	140-146 cm	75 cm	64 cm
11-12 Years	146-150 cm	79 cm	66 cm

Shoes size guide

Use this size guide for Lazy Oaf shoes. We recommend following the EU sizing.

Shoe sizes
UK	US	EU	CM length
3	5.5	36	23.5
4	6.5	37	24
5	7.5	38	25
6	8.5	39	25.5
7	9.5	40	26
8	10.5	41	27
9	11.5	42	27.5
10	12.5	43	28

Accessories size guide

Tights
Size	UK	EU	US	AUS
S/M	6-12	34-40	2-8	6-12
M/L	14-20	42-48	10-16	14-20
XXL	22-24	50-52	18-20	22-24

How to take your measurements

Bust

Measure under your arms at the fullest part of your bust, making sure tape is flat across the back and go over your shoulder blades.

Waist

Measure around the narrowest part of your waistline.

Hips

Stand with your heels together, keeping tape straight and parallel to the floor. Measure around the fullest part of your hips.

Bust

Waist

Hips

Mens

Chest

Measure across fullest part of your chest by placing the tape under your arms. Make sure the tape is flat across the back.

Waist

Measure around natural waistline (where your shorts / trousers sit).

Size

Made in partnership with Barnaby & Jones
Custom printed neoprene (quick drying)
Breathable padded air mesh inner lining for comfort
Fully adjustable neck & chest straps for the perfect fit
Sturdy D-ring for lead attachment
Machine washable
Matching items available: collar, lead and poop pocket
Alfie wears size S
Available in sizes XS-L

Measurements state the min-max circumference size the harness can adjust to at each of the neck and chest. Allow two fingers width to fit between the neck/chest and the tape measure.

Tip: measurements are approximate, we recommend sizing up if you are at the end of a measurement, please allow for extra.