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    I Definitely Would

    16 Oct 2009
    I Definitely Would
    When the Oaf team are busy working away at our desks we can't help but drift off into a day dream about our favourite crushes and my oh my do we hold some interesting ones amongst us. So, as we cannot bear to keep them locked up any longer, we have decided to unleash our hidden love to the world so that all of you can find out just who it is that makes us Oaf girls go weak at the knees. There might be a few weird ones, a few of the unexpected and some just damn right wrong but we hope you don't judge us. Unfortunately we are ALL girls although we are hoping our postie Chris will get in on the action and act as the male voice. To start the ball rolling we have Miss Alexandra Jackson and her list of loves. MARCO PIERRE WHITE I fancy him FAR FAR FAR too much! He is beautiful! I have him as my computer background and change it weekly. I once met him and cried a little bit. And I sat outside of his restaurant for ages waiting for him to come out. He didn't! SEVERUS SNAPE Alan Rickman in general. In love actually and the black framed glasses! But Mostly as Snape. It's defo the long black cape and leather boots. They make me go funny inside! I'm a sucker for long greasy black hair and a baddie! I would defo be in Slytherin and seduce him in the potions cupboard. ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER Old Lloydy what a guy! Strong, powerful older man. Especially when sat in his throne in the musical shows. Not embarrassed at all! ROBERT PATTINSON Let me throw in a normal one. Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen. Wowee I want a Vampire Boyfriend. New Moon.. I CAN"TTTTTT wait. Only 41 days to go! You'll find me sporting a Team Edward tote and keyring. Dahm you Bella Swan head! See we warned you they might be a little bit odd....! So what do you think of Alex's selection? Agree with any of them? Have any peculiar crushes of your own? If so we'd love to hear about them. Visit next Friday for Jerry's Lover boys! x
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