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I saw my ex-lover’s face in a potato and now I’ve found myself in love with it. Is this wrong? See pic...


Dear reader,
Thank you for the photo. I can see why your brain is fried. This is a very good looking potato. To answer your question… yes, it probably is wrong. But the real issue here is not you falling in love with this potato, it is that you are trying to recreate the past, and with sell by dates not on your side, that’s not a good idea. It’s time to cash in your chips and let go of this spud muffin. Peel away the pain and pop them in your favourite potato-based dish. Or get crafty by turning it into stamps, you could even make an inspirational piece of artwork to remind you of the good times.

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My bum itches all the time but my doctor says there’s nothing wrong. What should I do?


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An itchy bum is no laughing matter. Since your doctor has given the all clear, have you considered the possibility you have a paranormal posterior? Next time this happens, I want you to pay close attention to what your bothered behind is trying to tell you. Maybe your past life has something to say, or maybe it’s a message from a galaxy far far away. All I know is, your bum could hold the answer to the universe - don’t fuck this up.




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Streetwear and Independent Fashion for Men and Women Lazy Oaf has been keeping it weird since 2001, with our unique take on streetwear and design. Based in our flagship boutique in the heart of London's Soho, our range of men's and women's clothing is irreverent, playful and is inspired by youth nostalgia and a sense of non-conformity.

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