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name the monster win the monster

name the monster win the monster
Posted 19th July 2006
monster-mash-1.jpg Hello Oafers, Monsters have invaded our little shop in Kingly Court. These new friends were created in our studio, Superette, then travelled across the plains of London to add some colourful fear to our window. WINDOWS.jpg Let me introduce you to our little obscure family; Monsieur Borris Blobski (The massive one). He spends his time just lazing around listening to French jazz, eye's closed, and gorging his fat mouth with expensive foreign cheese. But at weekends he goes down dark allies to watch chickens fight with blades. Two Face Shakur, aka, Shaq Attack, (Mr Yellow) A huge fan of Elton John, and decorative eggs. He Travels the world to feed his addiction. He once told me he's not that keen on chocolate that's been kept in the fridge because it goes all weird and white in patches, and tastes a bit like wood. One day he hopes to meet a girl who feels the same. Martin. (Mr B-Boy Pink head) Martin loves a bit of freestyle dancing and fruity yogurts, (with bits in) he combines these two passions in St Neots social centre. Also you be interested to know that he was once rumoured to be married to a massive zebra, called Johnny. He no longer likes to talk about it though and shuns all people dressed in back and white, especially waiters, which has proved problematic in restaurants. 2-monsters.jpg We need your help because the purple one has yet to be named and or has any form of identity, or quirks. It's sad, because I'm sure he could have a colourful past. purple-monster-crying.jpg Please feel free to leave with some ideas in the comments box and if it makes us spray out our tea with laughter we'll reward you with the monster himself and a free monster based t shirt. a Imagine. He can be your new friend. We have a spotty monster t shirt up for grabs for the girls or a monster invasion for the guys. So then lovely oaf folk, you have until July 31st to come up with a name, leave your idea's in the comments section under this blog to get in on the action.
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